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interstellar space pirate extraordinaire

Wait, We Have Customers?

I have never worked retail in my life and for that, I am very grateful. Trust me, with my sarcasm and attitude, you do not want me working in retail. If you work in retail, you have my full respect; I could never do what you do. Working on a college campus, something I see very often is that employees forget who we're working for and who our customers are.

Want to support what I do?

Everything I do is out of sheer unbearable boredom where I'd go crazy if I didn't keep myself occupied. In turn, you get to benefit from the random things I build. Here are some of the roles I'm most known for:

If any of my projects or work has saved you or your company any money, time, headaches, or effort, or has brought you any joy, please consider supporting me and my ventures!